Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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