Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize