my mouth tastes like poor choices
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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