She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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