I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
