Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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