Your dad touched me again.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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