if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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