That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
