What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
this just has baby written all over it
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize