i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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