How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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