happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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