drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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