Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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