So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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