maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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