your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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