I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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