do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
