You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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