I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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