Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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