based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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