do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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