I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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