I'm lost and stupid without you.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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