Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I think people are normalizing furries
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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