I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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