yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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