How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize