Say something about gay babies.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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