Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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