In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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