the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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