butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We are all done wearing pants today
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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