You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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