I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize