At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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