I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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