Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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