I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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