Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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