Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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