The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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