That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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