I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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