It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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