What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
That accounts for only three of the penises
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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