I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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