: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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