even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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