Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
