Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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