I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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