her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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