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life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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